Karmyn's Baby Shower

Thanks Swampy, for this lovely idea.

I love baby showers. I love buying presents and wrapping them. You know how much I like to wrap presents. I love the silly little games and the silly talk that always gets the Grandmas and Aunties hooting and howling. And I love the little sandwiches without crust and the cake and the other goodies.

And while I'd like to take part in the cutie wootie little party games, I'm almost 6 days into a 7 day stint without the man who caused me to have two baby showers myself. And so, in this current state, Karmyn I present you with these.

First you'll need Jo:

Then you'll need reservations at any luxury resort:

Which will provide you with these:

And lastly, these reservations are set for May 20th and your pedicure

will be scheduled at 3:20 so that in 7 minutes time, the massage will promote contractions and you'll have your new baby boy precisely as I guessed it would be.

I hope you enjoy your little bit of time before the baby arrives.

Love,
~R