My husband is the King of Too Much Information when it comes to our kids. I like to keep our kids informed also, but know when to stop.
So one day we are on the subject of getting physicals and BN somehow blurts out that at 40 years old, men get a rectal exam.
Pete: A rectal exam?
BN: Yes, they stick a finger up your butt.
Pete: OMG, that will hurt. No way am I getting that done.
and round and round they went.
Two days ago, Pete comes out of the bathroom, face all concerned and asks,
Pete: Mom, is a doctor really going to stick their finger all the way up my butt?
Me: (I'm gonna kill BN) Yes, a doctor, with a glove on his hand, will insert his finger in your anus as part of your exam.
Pete: Well, that will hurt too much. Not gonna get it done.
Me: That'll be up to you. But it's part of a regular checkup at that age and most think it is necessary. It won't hurt too much if at all anyway.
Pete: Well, I just tried it and I couldn't get my finger in there.
Me: You did scrub your hands when you were done, right?
(word of caution: DO NOT TOUCH THE NAIL BRUSH IN OUR GUEST BATH)