Ralph

We were driving to the park today and out the blue Pete asks what Grandma Bobbie's middle name is. I tell him it's Jean and that Bobbie isn't her real first name, it's her nickname.

Pete decides he wants a nickname.

Me: "Do you have anything in mind?"

Pete: "No."

Me: "How about Ralph?"

Pete: "Ralph? Noooo!" (but said in the same way you would say DUH!!!)

Me: "Well the only thing related to your name that I can think of is Jerry."

Pete: thinking...thinking..."I know. You can call me Mr. D."

Me: HUH??.....

~R